The Brothers Bloom are the best con men in the world, swindling millionaires with complex scenarios of lust and intrigue.
Now they've decided to take on one last job - showing a beautiful and eccentric heiress the time of her life with a romantic adventure that takes them around the world.
Jon Martello is a young Italian American and modern-day Don Juan living in New Jersey, with a short list of things he cares about: "my body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls, my porn".
Though he has a very active sex life, he is more sexually satisfied by viewing pornography and masturbating, which enables him to "lose himself".
He tracks her down on Facebook and invites her to lunch.
There is mutual attraction, but Barbara insists on a long-term courtship, which proceeds for over a month without sex.
The ensuing struggle will test Carmen to the limit.On a night out with his two best friends, Bobby and Danny, Jon sees Barbara Sugarman.Although she finds him interesting, she declines his offer for a one-night stand.She encourages Jon to take night classes to get an office job outside the service industry, and Jon indulges her love for romance movies, which he usually dismisses as unrealistic fantasy. She prepares to leave Jon, but he denies that he watches pornography and claims it was a joke emailed to him by a friend.Chris is a once promising high school athlete whose life is turned upside down following a tragic accident.
As he tries to maintain a normal life, he takes a job as a janitor at a bank, where he ultimately finds himself caught up in a planned heist.