Though I wasn’t enthralled by his personality, I was enthralled by his green eyes and chiseled jaw line (show me a straight woman who can turn down a chiseled jaw). One friend of mine was set up with a Dirty Harry who broke out the big guns while they were still completely clothed — and in a taxi.
So little, in fact, that he breaks out the dirty talk early. We drove back to Harry’s house, and after an awkward pause, Harry asked if I’d like to go inside. I shared the story with my girlfriends, only to discover they, too, had encountered the Dirty Harry type.
I didn’t want sex, but I did want a good make-out to tide me through the holiday season. I wanted to make out with him in a seventeen-year-old kind of way, until the scruff on his face left a bit of a rash on my chin. And then he said: “Let me taste that pussy juice.” Even though I’m a screenwriter, even I cannot conjure dialogue that amusing. Dirty talk, you see, is not inherently bad, nor is it inherently good. So, to the Dirty Harrys out there: Keep honing your craft, but use it wisely — and sparingly — at least in the beginning.
I agreed to come inside for “a drink,” which, in first date talk, loosely translates into rolling around on top of each other for a couple of hours. Suddenly, Harry pulled back and looked me in the eye. Dirty talk, my friends, is not for public consumption. Like watching a Holocaust movie or eating Thai food.
Sure, maybe at first bite, dirty talk can seem a little awkward, even unsavory to some. And soon enough you’re ordering Greek salads like it’s your job and dirty talking like you never owned a copy of Emily Post’s . Something about glass houses and stones and throwing them.
The economy isn’t the only thing that has taken a nosedive lately. Harry led me through his house, pointing out important monuments, like the bedroom and the bed.
But recently, I’ve come across an urban phenomenon. Like Clint Eastwood in “Dirty Harry,” hw has little regard for rules. You know, sharing all the stories you usually share on a first date that you think are amusing and present you in the best light. After a few uncomfortable and awkward moments I got out of there — unjuiced.
As every mother is prone to saying, there is a time and place for everything. Harry seemed thoroughly mediocre at first — personality-wise — but everything else-wise — his face, his eyes, his body, his hands — were hot.
He came with promises, like “with ten percent more gentleman! ” But as I’ve learned in my years as a single person, many of my couple friends have no idea what they’re talking about.
Which it makes the whole thing more egregious, because homeboy had backers.
Learning how to talk dirty to your man is a great way to spice up your relationship and keep it interesting.
This quick start guide on talking dirty to your boyfriend or lover will get you up to speed very quickly. …to the point where it can actually become even a little boring. If your partner starts to get bored, then you are increasing the risk that he is going to look for excitement elsewhere (in other words, he is more likely to cheat if he gets bored).
Talking dirty to your guy is the perfect way to spice things up and keep your relationship fun and exciting.